I am an Indian

From my Facebook wall

I am an Indian... and these make me more so

When the shampoo bottle seems to be over, I pour some water in it, shake it, and use it for another bath.

That i use talcum powder to absorb oil spills from clothes and use newspapers to clean up oil spills
That for me a toothpaste isn't over until I've entirely flattened it out and started rolling it up from the back.
That I buy broccoli and avocados for 300 Rupees, but still ask for some dhaniya patta for free.
That I don't just recycle gifts, I recycle the gift-wrapping paper too.
Our home has fine bone china crockery which is used only when guests visit.
That I worry about price of gold without any reason of buying it!
That I will beat the crap out of my remote to make it work but not change the battery
I get so disappointed if the pani puri guy doesn't give a free sukha puri in the end when I ask for one.
That I won't have my breakfast and starve myself if I have been invited for a lunch buffet.
That when my T-shirt gets old, I use it as night wear, when it gets older, I play holi in it & then I use it as a pochha.
That I ask for extra oregano and chili flakes from the Dominos guy, so that I can use them later in the Maggi or even raw salad..