Monday, March 16, 2015

Gandhi would have been unimpressed

I have now worked and lived in Britain for a full two years and have taken a liking for everything and anything that has a link to the erstwhile empire and particularly anything remotely related to my homeland, India. The Parliament Square in London now has a statue to honour the Mahatma. Call it mature politics or simple admiration of a man who represented a nation that was once oppressed. Britain  honored the Mahatma with a 2.75 metre statue which was unveiled at  the Parliament Square by Mr Arun Jaitley in the presence of Mr David Cameron and Mr Amitabh Bachchan. The statue was apparently inspired by a photograph of the Mahatma outside 10, Downing Street in 1931. This is significant when many believe that the passion, conviction and the inspiration from modern politics is all but gone.
Watching the unveiling of the statue of Mahatma Gandhi in Parliament Square, home of his one time oppressors, one could only marvel at the undiminished strength of the message that is his legacy. I am looking to get to Parliament Square soon to see Gandhi and Churchill see eye to eye!
Thanks to everyone who made this happen and reminding this generation of the greatness of Gandhi and his message to mankind. I am impressed!

Monday, January 19, 2015

30 Good Laughs

A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners:
  1.  I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
  2.   A friend in need is a pest indeed.
  3.   Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
  4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
  5.   When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.
  6.   The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train..
  7.   Born free, taxed to death.
  8.   Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
  9.   Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
  10.   Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
  11.   If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
  12.   It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
  13.   I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork..
  14.   A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
  15.   The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
  16.   The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
  17.   In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  18.   If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
  19.   Beat the 5 O'clock rush, leave work at noon!
  20.   If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  21.   It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
  22.   I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
  23.   Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
  24.   The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
  25.   Someday is not a day of the week
  26.   Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  27.   To Err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
  28.   The road to success.... Is always under construction.
  29.   Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
  30.   In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it .